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Jimmy Johns – Subs So Fast You’ll Freak

Posted by bencoping on October 23, 2008

Jimmy Johns is well known for their slogan – Subs So Fast You’ll Freak. You’ll freak all right. Not at the speediness of the sandwich construction, but at the simple fact they can’t get your fucking sandwich correct if their life depended on it. I don’t get it. Your one job in life, especially over the lunch hour is to make fucking sandwiches. How can it be that you suck so bad at your destiny? Don’t get me wrong, their sandwiches are delicious, the one out of every seven they actually get right. But now I have to sit here and stare at my Italian Night Club instead of enjoying this tasty morsel because it has fucking tomatoes on it!!!!

-an angry (and hungry) bencoping


4 Responses to “Jimmy Johns – Subs So Fast You’ll Freak”

  1. freetownkid said

    *they’re = they are
    Did Ben Acquitted resign so soon as editor-in-chief?

  2. benacquitted said

    freetownkid needs to stop being a ghost editor & pay attention in class. Ben Acquitted is a busy individual & will make corrections when there is a break in his schedule.

  3. bencoping said

    bencoping wrote that post in under 0.4 seconds. spelling and grammar take a back seat to expedience, which is in a round about way the point of the post.

    p.s. – freetownkid needs to adhere to the posting guidelines or your ip address will be banned from posting comments. it takes a small army to edit all the content we provide here at BTB and benaqcuitted is doing the best he can.

  4. mike from akron said

    mike from akron once found a dead cockroach in his sandwich. it wasn’t from Jimmy Johns, mike from akron made it himself, but thinks its pertinent information.

    -mike from akron

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