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Baddest Ass in the world injured…again

Posted by bencoping on December 8, 2008

Here’s to a speedy recovery Bear.


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Have a laugh

Posted by bencoping on November 20, 2008

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Interesting fact that may only interest me…

Posted by bencoping on November 13, 2008

Exciting stuff out of the Hubble folks (and the folks in Hawaii who run the Keck):

That boys and girls is the first ever optical image of another planet outside of our solar system.  Roughly 25 light years away.  If that doesn’t blow your mind, then there is no hope.


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Congratulations to our new President

Posted by benacquitted on November 5, 2008

Our country will be a better place for it. Congratulations Barack Obama!

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Happy Halloween!

Posted by bencoping on October 31, 2008

Have a safe and happy Halloween from everyone at BTB!

and please, try not to end up like these guys…

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texting when you should just make a call?!?

Posted by bifftimber on October 28, 2008

I don’t know why it is so hard to make a call anymore. What the hell is going on that you really don’t want to talk to someone but you would like to know what they are doing. Really now people stop texting others with,

What are you doing?

Any plans?

This just gets an answer of “nothing what are you doing” or “yeah going downtown” or who knows but then come the best part. The follow up text.

What time? What bar? and so on. This is just so stupid to me because all this takes more time to type then to just make a phone call and talk about this and move on.

-not a fan of texting Biff Timber

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Just a thought

Posted by bifftimber on October 24, 2008

I do like this guys thoughts about things and even though I am not a fan of either elect right now. Take a minute and listen to him. Watch the whole video and then comment.


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Live Blog of Fantasy NBA Draft 2008

Posted by benacquitted on October 24, 2008

7:00pm – Getting excited. Outside of our house is filling up with spectators.

7:01 BA – I’m going to draft Kobe Bryant. And then purchase a Black Mamba jersey for my future puppy to wear.

7:06 Biff – I am worried because I don’t know a lot about basketball.

7:23 bencoping – can’t draft, odd number of teams.

7:27 Biff – worried we won’t have 10 for the draft.

7:28 Biff – we missed our time and we can’t draft with odd # of teams. we got a tenth team, but to late. BA is pissed BC is pissed and Biff is pissed. Sad day in FBB.

7:29 BA – can’t find draft link. Scary.

7:38 BC – fail

7:39 BA – how? what? dammit! sad? yes? odd team = no good, yahoo does not like an odd number of teams.

7:40 BA – tune back in on Oct 30th @ 7:30pm. we will try again. 😦

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Jimmy Johns – Subs So Fast You’ll Freak

Posted by bencoping on October 23, 2008

Jimmy Johns is well known for their slogan – Subs So Fast You’ll Freak. You’ll freak all right. Not at the speediness of the sandwich construction, but at the simple fact they can’t get your fucking sandwich correct if their life depended on it. I don’t get it. Your one job in life, especially over the lunch hour is to make fucking sandwiches. How can it be that you suck so bad at your destiny? Don’t get me wrong, their sandwiches are delicious, the one out of every seven they actually get right. But now I have to sit here and stare at my Italian Night Club instead of enjoying this tasty morsel because it has fucking tomatoes on it!!!!

-an angry (and hungry) bencoping

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Obama = President = Bad Ass = Digs Some Fantasy Football

Posted by benacquitted on October 23, 2008

Barack Obama is a stud. That is all I will say. You know it, I know it & everybody else in the country better damn well know it.

Your editor-in-chief & political correspondent, Ben Acquitted

PS – mussings is spelled with the letter S multiple times due to the sole fact that Biff Timber muses more than the average human being.

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